Really, is this guy straight? Sean Cody says Grant is. That blows me away. I see “Grants” everywhere - construction yards, auto garages, adult softball league, pool halls, the gun range, NASCAR races - and I rarely approach because their “straightness” seems impermeable. But I’m over that. I got it from Cody himself that Grant is a breeder, but a curious one, so game on. OK, I’ll suspend my belief. Because Spencer is a gay fuck artist and he nails Grant like it’s going out of style. I need to add that this gay movie showcases the second (that right, a deuce, twice, two) time Grant’s been ass fucked by a man. I’ve played the first time so many times that I broke the remote control. But, oh, man, ain’t the second time a charm! The first time, Grant was nervous, but took it like a champ, though he looked a bit in shock. The second time he’s relaxed. He knows what to expect. So when Spencer concludes a major rim sesssion and breaks ground on Grant’s ass you can see he’s really enjoying loving the cock. The result is a powerful gay porn movie. It’s also boosted my confidence that I CAN bag a handsome, muscular, hairy, charming straight man and persuade him to let me do naughty things to his body (because next time my cock will have a sordid rendez-vous with his ass!)

Cum gutters. Ever heard that expression? I must be a caveman. I’ve “heard” it said before, but I never paid attention. Now I know, and it’s fucking hot. Ajay, the shaved head dude with the tribal tattoo (see pic above) refers to his abs as cum gutters because he LOVES it when his guys cum big creamy healthy loads on his stomach. He takes pleasure in watching it ooze down his ab gutters. Hence the expression.

We on the same page? Kewl. Because I’m going to share with you some serious boner material. It’s a gay porn movie featuring Ajay and Samuel. Ajay is a regular on the Sean Cody set. He’s a versatile top. He’s athletic, fit, and takes pleasure in giving assholes a good reaming. Some guys don’t like the shaved head guys, but me, oh, bro, I get off grabbing that head stubble and throat fucking the crap out of some stud’s tonsils. I also like it when a shaved head dude is rimming me and his cropped head rubs my ball sack. That is HEAVEN ON EARTH!. Samuel is Ajay’s perfect match - a submissive gay bottom queen that will do anything (rear entry, on top, in the pool, on the kitchen counter, in the public restroom, in the back of a bus…I’m talking he will do anything to please his man). Frankly, Samuel’s zest for cock is a turn on. Please - someone hook me up with his double. I DESERVE a man that begs for a good assfucking. Preferrably three times a week, and twice during lunchtime, aka The Nooner ;-). So stroke your bad self, k? If Ajay and Samuel’s fuck session doesn’t make the lil soldier yack, quick, seek the advice of a physician. Your cock may be broken.

Look what the cat dragged in!!!! Sean Cody’s Parker and Kenny. I love this duo. Sean’s claim to fame is he shoots primarily (like 90 percent!) straight bois having gay sex. And I believe him. No joke. I put Parker and Kenny under the magnifying glass and I’m convinced both are straight and doing gay for pay. Or maybe I just want to believe? Nope. I’ve sent email to Sean and he’s confirmed it for me. I mean c’mon, he ain’t a DUI’d Mel Gibson type who would say one thing under the influence then release a statement saying the complete opposite (sorry, Mel, had to get that in there you prick…I’ll forgive you, like in a month, because I’ve dreamt of smoking your hot Hollywood cock as a college student hign on BraveHeart). Back to the business at hand. I get off on Parker’s cut tris, abs, and thighs. His cock ain’t too shabby either! Especially when it’s drilling Kenny’s hungry juicy asshole. Kenny is such an endearing bottom, laying on his back on a white sheepskin rug, hooking his hands around his legs, and spreading those cheeks wide - it’s as if his anus is custom made for Parker’s stiff dick. These guys’ movies seriously burn up the Windows Media Player!