Really, is this guy straight? Sean Cody says Grant is. That blows me away. I see “Grants” everywhere - construction yards, auto garages, adult softball league, pool halls, the gun range, NASCAR races - and I rarely approach because their “straightness” seems impermeable. But I’m over that. I got it from Cody himself that Grant is a breeder, but a curious one, so game on. OK, I’ll suspend my belief. Because Spencer is a gay fuck artist and he nails Grant like it’s going out of style. I need to add that this gay movie showcases the second (that right, a deuce, twice, two) time Grant’s been ass fucked by a man. I’ve played the first time so many times that I broke the remote control. But, oh, man, ain’t the second time a charm! The first time, Grant was nervous, but took it like a champ, though he looked a bit in shock. The second time he’s relaxed. He knows what to expect. So when Spencer concludes a major rim sesssion and breaks ground on Grant’s ass you can see he’s really enjoying loving the cock. The result is a powerful gay porn movie. It’s also boosted my confidence that I CAN bag a handsome, muscular, hairy, charming straight man and persuade him to let me do naughty things to his body (because next time my cock will have a sordid rendez-vous with his ass!)

Cum gutters. Ever heard that expression? I must be a caveman. I’ve “heard” it said before, but I never paid attention. Now I know, and it’s fucking hot. Ajay, the shaved head dude with the tribal tattoo (see pic above) refers to his abs as cum gutters because he LOVES it when his guys cum big creamy healthy loads on his stomach. He takes pleasure in watching it ooze down his ab gutters. Hence the expression.

We on the same page? Kewl. Because I’m going to share with you some serious boner material. It’s a gay porn movie featuring Ajay and Samuel. Ajay is a regular on the Sean Cody set. He’s a versatile top. He’s athletic, fit, and takes pleasure in giving assholes a good reaming. Some guys don’t like the shaved head guys, but me, oh, bro, I get off grabbing that head stubble and throat fucking the crap out of some stud’s tonsils. I also like it when a shaved head dude is rimming me and his cropped head rubs my ball sack. That is HEAVEN ON EARTH!. Samuel is Ajay’s perfect match - a submissive gay bottom queen that will do anything (rear entry, on top, in the pool, on the kitchen counter, in the public restroom, in the back of a bus…I’m talking he will do anything to please his man). Frankly, Samuel’s zest for cock is a turn on. Please - someone hook me up with his double. I DESERVE a man that begs for a good assfucking. Preferrably three times a week, and twice during lunchtime, aka The Nooner ;-). So stroke your bad self, k? If Ajay and Samuel’s fuck session doesn’t make the lil soldier yack, quick, seek the advice of a physician. Your cock may be broken.

Look what the cat dragged in!!!! Sean Cody’s Parker and Kenny. I love this duo. Sean’s claim to fame is he shoots primarily (like 90 percent!) straight bois having gay sex. And I believe him. No joke. I put Parker and Kenny under the magnifying glass and I’m convinced both are straight and doing gay for pay. Or maybe I just want to believe? Nope. I’ve sent email to Sean and he’s confirmed it for me. I mean c’mon, he ain’t a DUI’d Mel Gibson type who would say one thing under the influence then release a statement saying the complete opposite (sorry, Mel, had to get that in there you prick…I’ll forgive you, like in a month, because I’ve dreamt of smoking your hot Hollywood cock as a college student hign on BraveHeart). Back to the business at hand. I get off on Parker’s cut tris, abs, and thighs. His cock ain’t too shabby either! Especially when it’s drilling Kenny’s hungry juicy asshole. Kenny is such an endearing bottom, laying on his back on a white sheepskin rug, hooking his hands around his legs, and spreading those cheeks wide - it’s as if his anus is custom made for Parker’s stiff dick. These guys’ movies seriously burn up the Windows Media Player!

The outing of Lance Bass still has me in a dither. I keep telling Jay, this week’s lucky gay bar catch, that I knew Nsync had a gay bandmate. Now I’m vindicated! I’m right, but I’ll be modest. Next time, people, LISTEN TO ME. But let’s talk ass. Like gay hunk ass. The kind that’s buff, wears a cocksucker of a smile, may have a few tattos, perhaps some facial hair, and most definitely young, like college-young or just-out-of-high-school young. Sorry, but man I want to suck on some frat boi nipples. Some undergrad uncut cock. I want to drill some gay male virgin ass. I want to hear him whimper in pleasure as I push my cock all the way inside him. You with me? Kewl. Now pay attention. You want gay hunk movies? Yes? I do, too. Especially NOW as college bois are showing up in droves in time for the start of the fall semester. OH GAWD this time of year puts my cock in a knot!!! But fear not! You got Chiseled Beef’s hunky gay male movies. Problem is, this shite hooks you. Do yourself a favor come mid-terms - turn off PC and get some of that gay college muscle stud action. I am. and I’ll be posting how I seduce these “straight” guys into blowjobs and anal sex (Yes, it happens more often than U think)

I was watching a vid clip on youtube about frat bros who get their pal drunk and bone him in the dorm room. It appears mainstream America finally knows what MANWHORE knows - that frat dudes enjoy banging other bros and vice versa. Heh! Our little gay fetish secret is out. I NOW suspect there will be a huge increase in GAY SEX in the Abercrombie Fitch, Banana Republic, and Ralph Lauren dressing rooms in malls across the USA. This is great news if you’re into GAY FRAT BOI MOVIES or STRAIGTH BOI VIDS. I love the dudes who wear the upside down visors or the scrunchy boxers, or who wander campus shirtless with their little backpacks on playing hackeysack with another bro.

Tanned backs. Yup, frat hunks with goatees and sideburns and tribal tattos from Cancun spring break. I’m compulsive. I want to fuck their hunky gay asses or take their cock in my mouth and give them a BJ that makes the one they get from their little sorority bitches feel like getting sucked by a cheese grater. Plus I swallow. Unlike those Little Barbies, who freak, Im told by a fratboi I blew in the library bathroom, if one GOBLET of cum gets on their chin or bra or neck or whatever. Hey, if my guy wants a mouth creampie, I’ll oblige. Oh, before I forget, learn darts. Yup, that ridculously stupid British game I’ve never had an interest in until I picked up frat college jock Bode. College bois love darts (and pool, and drinking games, and lacrossed, and flag football, etc), and it’s not hard to master. Try it yourself. Go to a pub, and witness all the frat hottie bois circling the darts area. If you can hit the board, you’re in!!!

If you want to imagine fratmen at a bar, look know further than GayCollegeSexParties. I applaud those muthas! The fratboi action this week is smokin! It’s a fratboi scrum comprised of college hotties Austin, Jake, and, the appropriately named Zander! These guys truly chew ass with gusto. I particularly enjoyed jerking off to pics and movie clips that brought into full focus the buff Nebraskan corn-fed white boi with a bandana. The guy is my type (this hour) - Big gay muscles, hearty chest, hairless, toothy grin, no facial hair, handsome buttocks, and weightlifter thighs. I’d make him anal fuck me mininum three times (the first time a gay anal creampie, the second on my lower back and down my butt crack, and the third…well, he’d pull out and give me his farmboi facial…see, when im bottoming, I please my stud!!!). So, without further adieum, click here and pump your cock to a gay midwestern stud in action.

Im perverted. I lounge in my poolside chaise lounge and stare at latin hunks exiting the water, their trunks slipping ever so slightly down the small of their backs, showing me some untapped ass crack. I also pop a tent when regular guys (latinos included - hey, I’m not a hater, yo!) prepare to dive in their speedos, giving me an eyeful of crotch that makes me wish in my next life I look like Matthew Rush (but with a bigger dick) and have x-ray vision. But, Christ, man, why did they have to invent the Speedo? Better yet, what gives hunks the right to wear them? Especially if Im hungover in 100 degree weather in a thong in Miami sipping a Long Island Iced Tea? Im surly. It must have been the Everclear. Fucking Jackson got me worked up and I threw back no less than three shots of the stuff. But it was what the doc ordered. I was liqured up enough to push Jackson into a bathroom stall in da club (shout out to Fifty-Cent…you my nigga, boi!) for a throat fuck. He dug it. I even piched his nose shut. He got off even more. I was turned on by the fact HE had stiff pipe and that made me thrust deeper, until I poured a nut upside his tonsiles. He gagged. Shrug - who the fuck cares! Now he knows.

But Chad Connors. The bullish college musclehead I posted pics of above. Man, I’d like to grease his vocal chords, too. I’m sure he’d let me. I’d speak to his vanity. I’d say, “Oh Chad, dude, your so muscley, so pumped up and huge, I could just tweak your nipples, spit on your washboard stomach, bite your biceps, scratch your manly shoulders, deep, until I leave marks, you strong man.” Think Im nuts?!?! No way. I’ve done it, guys. These meathead hunks love praise. If you want to bounce on his prick, you gotta heap it on. Figure it out. This guy goes to the gym six days a week. He ain’t doing it because its more interesting than Will and Grace re-runs. No, he’s doing it because he wants compliments. He wants you oggling his ass. He wants you salivating over his hips, thighs, and calves. He wants you to make prolonged eye contact with his face. He wants to feel your eyes sweep across his Germanic nose, his youthful dimples, his sexy, pronounced chin. But most of all, he wants you riding his big macho cock, his third leg, the body part he will donate a kidney to keep. Yes, it’s true. Don’t smirk. Suprised, OK. But smirk? Don’t. Because he’s the guy who wants you riding his naked lap in reverse so he can watch his fat lubed pecker slide in and out of your velvet hole. Yeah, dudes, that’s what he’s up for. I’m going to act on my own advice. I’m going to the gym this week. Not to pump iron. But to pump a muscle boi. They’ll do it. Don’t let their “straightness” spook you…