I was at Wal-Mart over the weekend and stalked a group of frat bois provisioning themselves for camping trip. It was fascinating to watch them shop. First it was the underwear section. I guess it’s cold above 6,000 feet because each of them bought a pair of longjohns, which, personally, I find super sexy, but only if the guy’s got a nice basket and a pair of bubble butt buns. These young men also loaded up on wife-beater t-shirts, three-packs of boxers, thick athletic tube socks, and bandanas. I found this kinda odd but the biggest one (Im guessing about 6′-4″, masculine, buzz cut, big arm muscles, and a pair of lightly hairy defined legs) purchased a jockstrap. I’m still at a loss but it was fascinating watching him sort through the jockstraps, opening their packaging, pulling them out one by one, stretching the waistband and seeing if the cup would support his sagging hungry groin. Finally, with an XL in hand, he joined his pals onward.

I would have sucked all their collegiate cocks to go on that overnighter. But I got distracted, particulary by an entranced skaterboi in the magazine aisle. He had a beanie, thick leather wristband, pierced hears, bedhead hair, skater shorts and shoes, some punk band t-shirt a fresh tattoo on his calf. I siddled up and pretended to read. I’d glance at his body, take deep breaths, and suck in his scent. Think he was wearing TAG, which I don’t like on older mature guys but the stuff works on the young guys. I locked into the peach fuzz on his arms and the down under his earlobes (downy peach fuzz hair turns me on to no end). He must have caught my vibe because he looked at me, smiled, just slightly shook his head with a chuckle and slowly made his most sexy exit. I’m going to let that straight boi stew in his missed opportunity. He’ll realize i’m a better fuck than his boring blonde bubble-gum-chewing girlfriend. I’ll be there when he comes around!!!

Meantime, I’ve got fratmen Lee and Dakota to arouse me. Straight from Phi Wanna Phuka, these boiz bring some serious gayme to the party. I didn’t know what to expect because Lee looked a little hesitant playing his trombone in a group. But he relaxed, and Dakota, lucky bastard, got deeply penetrated by Lee’s handsomely stiff uncut penis. Must be summer because I’m on a gay creampie kick, and Lee unleashed a creamy wad I would expect to see from a much bigger man. It was delicious gawking at Lee’s mansauce as it oozed out of Dakota’s puckered hole. Dakota breaks to clean up, rubs some VigRx oil on his dick, and heads over to Lee and returns the favor. I like rough gay sex and Dakota’s nicely EVIL, sparing Lee no quarter as he pumps three fingers in and out of his arsehole before mounting him and fucking him furuiously in front of his frat brothers, all of whom are either cheering, groping, kissing or what have you as the action gets steamier, more XXX-rated!!!