Like I’m really surprised. Robert Pattinson’s the biggest straight-acting performer in Hollywood these days…and me and a handful of bloggers are the only ones calling him out. This latest “Freudian Slip” appeared in the 10th anniversary issue of Details…

“Rob, Pussy sucks, don’t it? Here, borrow my dick!”

But fuck listening to me paraphrase. Here’s the actual quote:

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

I’m loving it. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The minute Rob wants to cop to loving the COCK, I’ll be the first to bend him over a bartop and give him the sausage.

Oh, here’s another juicy bit from the interview: “…He also poses with some naked ladies and says that his only relationship of relevance is with his dog.”

Yeah, because he’s too busy getting it one with Taylor Lautner!

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I totally dig this story line. Blake, left, is working his way through school as a waiter. Nate, right, is in town hitting up his dad for money. Neither are having much success. Until they get propositioned to have sex with each other for cash…

Nate, right, is about to get his butthole blasted.

Blake’s played the game before and is quite the stud. This is Nate’s first time (though he smiled, I could tell he was nervous)

“Slowly, Blake, I’m enjoying Nate’s tanned body.”

I had my money on Nate running for the door after he got man-kissed. He didn’t. In fact, when Blake stripped him of his boxers, he had a raging boner!

“Blake, ain’t it great hittin’ a tight hole?”

Blake saw it, too, and went into “penetrate mode.” My fingers were crossed. I dearly wanted to see him break in that fresh college boy ass. His cockhead edged closer to Nate’s asshole. The only thing you can hear is silence…and anticipation.

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I’m still licking my lips. SeanCody got Jonah (top) in bed with Kyle, and, damn, friends, did these two college boys tear up the sheets!

“Jonah, please POUND that fine college ass!”

Kyle, the bottom, announced “I haven’t busted a nut in weeks.” This was fortuitous. Jonah, too, was saving up his seed.

“Kyle, you are hereby ordered to ride cock deep &hard!”

You’ll note that Jonah has a huge thick cock. It’s a regular pipe. A bat, if you will. And yet Kyle, fearless, climbed aboard.

“Jonah, your ass is fine art.”

I deliberated on posting up a cum shot. Or a penetration close up. I settled for Jonah’s ass. Not every day you see a derrier like that pounding way on another man…

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His star tattos stopped me dead in my tracks. I got a boner following them down his “trail” to the waistband of his Tommy Hilfiger’s. I paused. Savored the moment. Daxter was one of the hottest males I’ve ever cam’d with. I wanted this to be one of those moments…

“Hey Dax, nice “rocker” package, you stud!”

“Do you like my ink?” he asked smoothly. I replied, “Oh, fuck yes. Your erect nipples are doing a number on my cock, too.”

“I’m infatuated with his star tats!”

Daxter’s verbal. He loves to flirt, tease, get “gutter” nasty. It inspired me. I confessed that I’d do him bareback so he could enjoy the creampie.

“Perfect, ain’t he?”

This pleased him so much that peeled off his boxers and shared with me a cock so pure, so thick, so cut, that I creamed my shorts! That was a first for me.

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I’ve done three dudes. I thought I was Hercules for a week. Then this site, 15Tops1Bottom goes live and I’m caught looking like a pussy! This NEW site is the BOMB, gents. The premise is simple: Pitting one BOTTOM against 15 dicks until each one of those dongs is drained…

Blowing the first of 15 hung guys…

I’m a skeptic. There ain’t no way one guy can handle that much fucking. That much cum. I was wrong. The endurance of this stud bottom is incredible.

He rides each and every dick! Incredible!

He’s not satisfying dinky dicks, either. These are hogs. Oh, it’s also my understanding, that one of the pre-requisites for this gay bukkake party is that none of the men were allowed to ejaculate in 72 hours.

The grand cum BUKKAKE finale!

Hmmm…that’s a lot of cum churning and yearning in 15 blue nutsacks, eh? Me, I would have ran for the door. In fact, I expected the “guest” bottom to bolt each episode. Not so. He’s there for the long haul, and loves it!

Ready for some crazy gay bukkake party sex?

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You know the saying, “When the cat’s away, the mice play.” Fits this misbehaving boyfriend perfectly. His fukbuddy comes over to play the minute the BF’s sugardaddy takes off for a working weekend. What he doesn’t know is that the house is rigged with spycams…

The spycam quietly records this secret blow job

It’s eerie peeking in on the action. The “daddy” is so in love and so trusting. He’s absolutely clueless.

Busted, in HD. You can’t get stronger evidence than that.

The fukbuddy runs right into the BF’s arms. Before you know it, he’s sucking dick. Clothes are flying everywhere…

Turn around & smile, boys. Your on Candid Camera!

Meanwhile, the cam is recording everything. Including the BJ, the reverse cowboy, the rimmer, the ball squeeze. Everything…in HD! Including Daddy walking in for the BIG REVEAL!

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OK, I had heard about College247’s Carter & Nash. Supposedly, this is the matchup this site’s fans have been begging for. Turns out the young college lads lived up to the hype. Colin manhandled Logan like a ragdoll, and the sexual twists and turns are EPIC…

“Suck that cock, Logan!”

Let’s start with 18yo Logan. He’s the brunette. It’s reported his ass has been popped twice! This is definitely some of fresh pink starfruit.

“Yes, Carter, get that pink bunghole juiced up for ur sausage”

Hey, I’m a believer. Once Logan had Carter’s rod in his ass, he bounced up and down it like a Pogo Stick. Then he did the incredible: He went balls deep. Yep, every meaty inch up his sphincter!

Logan just before he takes every inch of Carter’s manhood!

Logan loved the ride. He came all over his own chest WITH Carter still inside. Carter pulls out, then dumps a load of sauce on Logan’s mug, the likes of which I haven’t seen in a long time!

You gotta see this!

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